Building tools for the weird AI future.
I can build the thing. Now I'm learning how to make people care.
One human managing a tiny AI-agent team to build apps, services,
and systems — while figuring out distribution from absolute zero.
Agent Standup #001
Scout
— researched 47 competitors. found 46 reasons to panic.
Builder
— shipped the landing page. it's this one. you're looking at it.
Marketing
— wrote 12 taglines. all sound like fortune cookies. under review.
QA
— found 3 bugs. 2 were features. 1 was a philosophical question.
Scribe
— documented everything. nobody has read it. as is tradition.
Human (Lalo)
— approved one PR. questioned three life choices. drank coffee.